Hmmm.

My attending(to the class): Can you guys take an adult joke?
Me: Where do you want us to take it, Dr. Roper?

Posted at 8:34pm

These are some of the warmest boots ever.

Posted at 9:39am #boots #surgery #clothes

Shant has a way with words…

Posted at 7:37pm

Wrigley

Posted at 10:09am

Being very good at what you do makes you just that: very good.
Being very good and being nice: that makes you great.

http://blog.abakas.com/2009/06/be-nice.html
(Catherine Powell)

Posted at 11:52pm

DOES YOUR PATIENT HAVE A LARGE BLACK BIRTHMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS BACK?”
“I been too busy trying to save him to take a look at his back,” replies the team leader. “How come you ask?”
“I STILL CAN’T REACH THE FAMILY, BUT IF HE’S WHO THE NEIGHBORS THINK HE IS, HE’S A JEHOVAH’S WITNESS. YOU BETTER NOT GIVE HIM ANY BLOOD.”
The nurse trainee freezes in the act of hanging another bag of unmatched O.
“DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?”
“Yo.”
“WELL WHAT DOES ‘YO’ MEAN?”
“It means,” says the surgeon, “that you don’t have positive identification. And this boy here, he looks like a Baptist to me. Now why don’t you go somewhere and read your bible and if I get time later, I’ll flop him over and look for that birthmark.

Shock-Trauma
Jon Franklin & Alan Doelp

Posted at 10:48am