July 2010
7 posts
Nostalgia.
Please Do Not Go - Violent Femmes
“Jesus loves you both.”
– This was from one lady to me and another lady on the elevator today.
My first question would be: Really, how can you be so sure?
My second question would be: Does he talk to you regularly?
4 tags
June 2010
7 posts
“Well, no. Evolution just makes sure we’re not blithering idiots. But, we could be idiots in a lot of different ways and still make it through the day.”
-David Dunning in this New York Times article.
From this Appleinsider piece about the increased RAM amount in the iPhone 4:
Jobs’ decision to hide this improvement from the pre-release public indicates both the company’s hyper-secretive effort to keep iPhone 4 ahead of rivals and perhaps Jobs’ contempt for the tech world’s fascination with often nearly meaningless hardware specifications over real world usability and...
May 2010
3 posts
When the president comes to town... →
1 tag
Well, that's a relief. →
“The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.”
April 2010
2 posts
venomous porridge: Things people try to log into →
Neven Mrgan responds to my explanation of the “Facebook Login” phenomenon with disbelief (sorry for changing your <ol> to a <ul>, Neven, but it was the only way I could interpose my comments):
…
Many people have Google set as their homepage, or just go there automatically because “that’s…
March 2010
2 posts
““TO THE WRITERS OF
THE UNIT
GREETINGS.
AS WE LEARN HOW TO WRITE THIS SHOW,...”
– http://www.movieline.com/2010/03/david-mamets-memo-to-the-writers-of-the-unit.php
My attending(to the class): Can you guys take an adult joke?
Me: Where do you want us to take it, Dr. Roper?
November 2009
1 post
3 tags
August 2009
2 posts
WatchShant has a way with words…
June 2009
2 posts
“Being very good at what you do makes you just that: very good.
Being very good...”
– http://blog.abakas.com/2009/06/be-nice.html
(Catherine Powell)
“DOES YOUR PATIENT HAVE A LARGE BLACK BIRTHMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS BACK?”...”
– Shock-Trauma
Jon Franklin & Alan Doelp
May 2009
4 posts
This is genius →
Pirate bay constructs a DDo$ attack on opposing counsel.
“If you wanna make any money in this world you can either be a professional or a...”
– T. Aziz, M.D.
July 2008
1 post
May 2008
0 posts
April 2008
8 posts
“One of the most important things that distinguish man from other animals is that...”
– Fernand Point
“Start being proud of not being aware of everything.”
– Ricardo Semler
Backpack -- I like it.
“There’s an undeniable pleasure in stepping into an open-top sports car driven by...”
– Hugh Laurie — “The Gun Seller”
“I would cling to unhappiness because it was a known, familiar state. When I was...”
– Hugh Laurie
March 2008
11 posts
Typo
YOU ALL SUCK DICK
er.
hi.
A common typo.
the keys are like right next to each other.
“The East Coast is like a family of brothers, you have New York, the spoiled,...”
– Susan Werner
“Dishes best served cold: Vichyssoise, Gazpacho, revenge. One might reasonably...”
– Moltz — http://twitter.com/Moltz/statuses/778232755
To Micro or Not To Micro
Twitter vs. Tumblr vs. Pownce vs. “the wordpress theme that looks like twitter” vs. text messages vs. morse code vs. semaphore vs. smoke signals
Decisions…
“‘Cause God hates war,
and God hates crime
But he really hates people,
who...”
– TDM
“You’ve got a methodist coloring book, and you color really well.
But...”
– TDM
“Upset over a loss, Lombardi decided to start with the fundamentals - by...”
– http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=677062
“Mammary ptosis is the enemy.”
– Me.
“1) the iPhone is gay.
2) ePocrates is even more gay.
3) man up and buy the...”
– Bricktop.
The reasoning behind SD card slots in GPS Units
Bricktop: I have USB thing for my cat but it also has SD card wtf
Bricktop: why not just stick the mf SD into the slot
SB: yeah, I think the sd card is so you can place music or add *more* maps..you know, in case you find your X3 on mars or the moon or something
Giggity Giggity
‘Cause *this* is gonna get a lot of use.