My attending(to the class):
Can you guys take an adult joke?
Me:
Where do you want us to take it, Dr. Roper?
These are some of the warmest boots ever.
Shant has a way with words…
Wrigley
Being very good at what you do makes you just that: very good.
Being very good and being nice: that makes you great.
http://blog.abakas.com/2009/06/be-nice.html
(Catherine Powell)
(Catherine Powell)
DOES YOUR PATIENT HAVE A LARGE BLACK BIRTHMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS BACK?”
“I been too busy trying to save him to take a look at his back,” replies the team leader. “How come you ask?”
“I STILL CAN’T REACH THE FAMILY, BUT IF HE’S WHO THE NEIGHBORS THINK HE IS, HE’S A JEHOVAH’S WITNESS. YOU BETTER NOT GIVE HIM ANY BLOOD.”
The nurse trainee freezes in the act of hanging another bag of unmatched O.
“DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?”
“Yo.”
“WELL WHAT DOES ‘YO’ MEAN?”
“It means,” says the surgeon, “that you don’t have positive identification. And this boy here, he looks like a Baptist to me. Now why don’t you go somewhere and read your bible and if I get time later, I’ll flop him over and look for that birthmark.
Shock-Trauma
Jon Franklin & Alan Doelp
Jon Franklin & Alan Doelp
This is genius
Pirate bay constructs a DDo$ attack on opposing counsel.
If you wanna make any money in this world you can either be a professional or a criminal-the professionals tend to live longer.
T. Aziz, M.D.
Zonked out.
Hmm.
