I bought a Microsoft Surface yesterday. Long story, don’t ask why, it wasn’t for me.
This is the story of the purchase.
It started with a phone call to the Microsoft Pop-Up store at the Shops at Columbus Circle…
Evan: “Hi, do you have any Surface tablets in stock”
Sales Rep: “Yes, plenty!”
If Apple had the Reality Distortion Field, then Microsoft must have the Reality Disagreement Field. They can see the reality of suck that they are, they just choose to disagree with it.
AS IF REALITY CAN BE ARGUED WITH.